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Cul De Sac Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.