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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet