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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.