What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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Make sure one is a match!

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He over 'd

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.