What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

The outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.