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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet