How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine