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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers