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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.