How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge