How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove