How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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What did one banana say to another banana?

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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They're all girls on fire.

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Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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Because their hands are always in someone else's!

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.