How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!