His hand caught on fire.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
A Roamin Catholic.
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
Because he kneeded a poo
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
On the splinternet.