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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Pinocchio Jokes More Pinocchio Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.