What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.