What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.