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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Crane Jokes More Crane Jokes

What's the strongest bird?

A crane.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.