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Crane Jokes

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What's the strongest bird?

A crane.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.