Crane Jokes

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What's the strongest bird?

A crane.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.