Crane Jokes

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What's the strongest bird?

A crane.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

American Jokes More American Jokes

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.