Crane Jokes

What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What's the strongest bird?

A crane.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

Construction Site Jokes More Construction Site Jokes

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles