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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.