What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.