What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

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What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.