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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.