What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.