What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

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What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!