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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What music does a mummy listen to?

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

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