What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music