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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music