How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.