How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

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Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS