How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs