How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving