How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey