How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.