Because they don't like Turkey
Ginger ale.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Tanksgiving
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
With a low-key event
With a Pao Wow.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
They get their Aaargh-On!
No Gandhi
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Rodney King Pinatas
Kissing strangers.
With a mouse warming party!
Asking for a friend
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
Because they hate Turkey
With a search party.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because they are very scentimental.
They paint the town dead!
The Icebergs
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
North of the Wal-Mart
Because they're object oriented.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
Because they're different cultures.
Never leave your buddy's behind.
I'm stuck on you!
Hog and kisses!
Bison!
Booze Clues.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
By putting flowers on its grave.
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Because he swept for 20 years.
