Because they don't like Turkey
Ginger ale.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Tanksgiving
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
With a low-key event
With a Pao Wow.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
They get their Aaargh-On!
No Gandhi
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Rodney King Pinatas
Kissing strangers.
With a mouse warming party!
Asking for a friend
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
Because they hate Turkey
With a search party.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because they are very scentimental.
They paint the town dead!
The Icebergs
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
A beer-a-cuda!
God knows he's not a surgeon.
Because he liked it.
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
I on it.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.
Where The Wildlings Are
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
Moo-sic!
There is noel
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
A tuna.
