Because they don't like Turkey
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Ginger ale.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Tanksgiving
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
With a low-key event
With a Pao Wow.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
They get their Aaargh-On!
No Gandhi
Pumpkin
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Rodney King Pinatas
Kissing strangers.
With a mouse warming party!
Asking for a friend
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
Because they hate Turkey
With a search party.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because they are very scentimental.
They paint the town dead!
The Icebergs
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Because his watch has ended.
Because they only drink Ginger Ale.
Default
With a crowbar.
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
My bike
I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents
Teacher's aides
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
