Because they don't like Turkey
Ginger ale.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Tanksgiving
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
With a low-key event
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
They get their Aaargh-On!
No Gandhi
By putting flowers on the grave.
With a mouse warming party!
By putting flowers on its grave.
Asking for a friend
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
Because they hate Turkey
With a search party.
They place flowers on the grave.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because they are very scentimental.
They paint the town dead!
The Icebergs
By laying flowers on their grave.
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
So you can't see their underplants.
Because he swept for 20 years.
Second gear.
KFC isnt open on holidays.
He felt his presents.
They planet
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Unbereavable.
Gone fission
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
North of the Wal-Mart
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
A liar.
