Because they don't like Turkey
Ginger ale.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Tanksgiving
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
With a low-key event
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
They get their Aaargh-On!
No Gandhi
By putting flowers on the grave.
With a mouse warming party!
By putting flowers on its grave.
Asking for a friend
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
Because they hate Turkey
With a search party.
They place flowers on the grave.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because they are very scentimental.
They paint the town dead!
The Icebergs
By laying flowers on their grave.
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
Robbery with violets!
Tulips
A liar.
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Stingapore!
Because he had a wee cough
I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Because he swept for 20 years.
Disney movies can still touch children.
Because he's dead.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
A Serj Protector.
