Because they don't like Turkey
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Ginger ale.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Tanksgiving
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
With a low-key event
With a Pao Wow.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....
They get their Aaargh-On!
No Gandhi
Pumpkin
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Rodney King Pinatas
Kissing strangers.
With a mouse warming party!
Asking for a friend
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
Because they hate Turkey
With a search party.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because they are very scentimental.
They paint the town dead!
The Icebergs
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
They have all of the anthers.
Orlando Bloom.
Because they're both roasted
Turkey.
Africa" Says the parrot.
Ebola cereal!
They are both santa clauses.
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
The Frankenstork.
Just be *honest* with it man...
The Turkey Club
Disney Movies still touch kids
Michael Jackson
Ginger ale!
