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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!