What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day