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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!