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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!