What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day