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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!