What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!