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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies