What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!