What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.