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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...