Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.