Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.