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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams