Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What do you call a migrant in space?

Illegal alien

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.