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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.