What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.