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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who?

Apollogize!