An astronaut.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Because he was spaced out.
Space Jam.
They planet.
Lays, because they are full of air.
A personal space man
They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...
Because he needed his space.
They need space.
Eclipse
Because they can get 4g
Houston, I have a problem.
Straight up.
At parking meteors.
They apollo-gize.
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
He received a T minus.
I need space.
Space Jam
A space bar.
Missile Toe
I just need some space.
You give him space.
The one with the biggest head.
He blasts off:
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
He had a lot of aspirations.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
Missile toe
An Astronaut
When they're astronauty.
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
All my Apollo-gies.
Because they've just had a big launch.
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
I need some space.
Because all they do is look down at people.
Because they have space issues.
Hubble Bubble
Astronaut-----
So he can find router space.
He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.
He saw stars.
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
Space Jammies!
They planet. (Plan-et)
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
I Apollo-gize
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
For 2 weeks.
I need two hands to remove training wheels.
Disco Stew!
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
They both are ajar.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.
G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
He just couldn't grasp it.
Collecting his thoughts.
Because they're all in the US
Humpty Dumpty
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
He kept looking at his hoes.
Shoe.
She said "ugh nothing!"