Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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What spell does Harry Potter use on Halloween?

Spoopify

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."