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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

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What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.