Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."