Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."