Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to.

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."