Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!