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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.