Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
WITNESS ME!
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
You let it sink in.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Because ah, the egg roll.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Crumbs!
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Because that's what they did last year.
A Doberman puncher!
Willing suspension of disbelief
I am the one who Knock-knocks.
Because freedom rings.
