Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
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Coffee Mug
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
WITNESS ME!
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.
You let it sink in.
Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
They don't like any witnesses.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
One is small and the Other is small minded!
Myth-conception
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
The knock speeds up.
There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!
Chrome
They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.
Canada and Mexico.
They saw it as a sign to pare.
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"
Poop.
Feminists.
