Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.