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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

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He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.