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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.