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Exponent Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Cat-holic

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Peaceful muslims

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.