Exponent Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears