Exponent Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "