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Exponent Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

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Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

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