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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!