Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.