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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers