Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.