Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!