Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

By the instagram.

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.