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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

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What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

Cheep, cheep.*

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.