What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!