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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

Cheep, cheep.*