When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.