Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT