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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What is the national bird of Italy?

The fly.

What is big hairy and can fly?

King Kongcorde!

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT