Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.