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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What is 74 to a blonde?

69 plus VAT

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.