What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.