What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.