What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.