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What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.