What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

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What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.