What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."