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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

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Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.