An earwig!
And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!
He heard the drinks were on the house.....
A Dell
Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!
Because they are always earwigging their conversations!
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.