What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

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What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!