What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name