What kind of wig can hear?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!