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What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Earwig Jokes More Earwig Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!