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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys