What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys