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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs