What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!