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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays