What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.