What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers