What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives