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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.