Protect Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

You might also enjoy:

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Bostonian Jokes More Bostonian Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a group of squids?

A *squad*

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.