God dogs
Because they can't protect their towers.
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.
Super Barrio Mothers
Hide in the living room.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Protect and swerve.
They Rocked their doors.
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP
To protect himself from the harmful rays.
An umbrellaphant!
The C.I.ayy
Spruce Wayne
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
One protects all colors.
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
Hide it in an accordion case.
Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"
So he could protect and serve.
Knives
Put him on stilts!
Put a brick under each hoof!
Play hide and shell.
Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
From crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
For the BOOOOze.
To which I replied: "a camera."
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Alcoholics synonymous.
A poltergeest
