Protect Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.