Protect Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

League Legend Jokes More League Legend Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars