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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood