What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.