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What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...