What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

Hide it in an accordion case.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.