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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked...

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.