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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?

Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.