Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked...

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

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What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

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What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

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How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.