Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked...

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

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What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

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What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

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What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.