Choke Jokes

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

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What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

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Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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With clickbait, of course!

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.