Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked...

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.