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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.