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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.