When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.