When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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He liked cold cash.

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You don't, you get down off a duck.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.