When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.