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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE