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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.