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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.