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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.