Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.