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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil?

A Chopin' knife!