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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Skywalker Jokes More Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Deadline Jokes More Deadline Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet