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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet