What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet