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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Skywalker Jokes More Skywalker Jokes

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.