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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.