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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.