What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.