What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

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What that?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.