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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.