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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What's "68"?

You do me and I owe you one.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.