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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Owe Jokes More Owe Jokes

What's a 68 to a blonde?

She goes down on you and you owe her one

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.