What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.