What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

Cannoli Jokes More Cannoli Jokes

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.