Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!