You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
To go to a better place.
They're too mature for their taste
Pack your trunk and clear out!
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
Remind them that high school is over.
He went to Europe to study a-Broderick
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.