Art Jokes

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

Data-ism

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

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Sorry not sorry

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

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Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.