How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!