Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".
Because nobody liked it on earth.
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
A Terra Bite
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Data-ism
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
