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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista