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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.