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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man?

Azif

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Who's there! Astor! Astor who?

Astor the ball is over!

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the opposite of evening?

Unevening.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Dr. Frankenstein Jokes More Dr. Frankenstein Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder