You look quite put-together this evening.
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Sparkie.
Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
My zipper.
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
On a piece rate.
He's good at making friends.
