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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.