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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!