What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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It's 8:00 somewhere!

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A monster on roller-skates.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.