Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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What do you NEVER call a black man?

A friend

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.