Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!