Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!