Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.