What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.