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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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You can leave Reddit.

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The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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Anyone can mash potatoes!

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.