What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

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Guacamole.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.