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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Boil Potato Jokes More Boil Potato Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.