What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.