What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.