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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Boil Potato Jokes More Boil Potato Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.