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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden