What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread