What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.