What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!