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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.