What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!