Half time, they get to switch sides again
The pencil has a point
A blue slipper
Al Frap-Pacino
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Too many persuasive esses.
You turn me on.
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
He always gets stuck on across.
