Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Whats Asuma sensei's favorite jutsu?

Ninja art.. CAMEL CRUSH!

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

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What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin?

Because he's aloof-a

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

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Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry