Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

What do you call Italian marijuana?

A pizza joint

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!