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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!