Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Intersect it with a plane.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Symmetree.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
His desk is level
Toast is brown on both sides.
It keeps you regular.
To change sides.
So they could Scandinavian.
By opening the car door.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
Jalapeno business
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
A counter spy.
They go shopping at a department store.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
With ducktape!!
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
A rocking Cher.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Oh snap!
Only when they snap at something!
On their fingers
Your fingers.
