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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.