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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"